Lat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish fox.

Lat created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lat, she will be very sad.

Lat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Lat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Never hurt rats.