Rigfobdunlaktimnatpin Fomhimbast is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered dog.

Rigfobdunlaktimnatpin Fomhimbast created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigfobdunlaktimnatpin Fomhimbast, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rigfobdunlaktimnatpin Fomhimbast, he will cry a lot.

Rigfobdunlaktimnatpin Fomhimbast's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rigfobdunlaktimnatpin Fomhimbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. You must pray to Rigfobdunlaktimnatpin Fomhimbast eight times a day.

3. Never feed bread to pigs while wearing magenta shirts.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Always help monkeys.