Miplipjabcet is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tranquil shrew.

Miplipjabcet created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miplipjabcet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Miplipjabcet, she will turn you into a worm.

Miplipjabcet's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Miplipjabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of whales.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.