Liblargbestjinsadkonvenjon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest dugong.

Liblargbestjinsadkonvenjon created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liblargbestjinsadkonvenjon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Liblargbestjinsadkonvenjon, it will turn you into a duck.

Liblargbestjinsadkonvenjon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Liblargbestjinsadkonvenjon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.