Litcabzag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane faun.

Litcabzag created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litcabzag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Litcabzag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Litcabzag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Litcabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Litcabzag.