Babfaskop Timrulbegcut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful hare.

Babfaskop Timrulbegcut created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babfaskop Timrulbegcut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Babfaskop Timrulbegcut, he will think nothing of it.

Babfaskop Timrulbegcut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Babfaskop Timrulbegcut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always obey Babfaskop Timrulbegcut's priests.

5. Hide from magenta eagles for they are unholy.