Xucnur is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unselfish deer.

Xucnur created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucnur, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucnur, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Xucnur's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Xucnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never hurt gulls.