Kopdunhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy centaur.

Kopdunhiv created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopdunhiv, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kopdunhiv, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kopdunhiv's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kopdunhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of cats.

2. Never feed aubergines to mice while wearing gray jumpers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.