Vinhigstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, pitiless rhinoceros.

Vinhigstip created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinhigstip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vinhigstip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vinhigstip's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vinhigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Always help goats.