Carzodbat Witjonarf Damrothud is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, irritating gnu.

Carzodbat Witjonarf Damrothud created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carzodbat Witjonarf Damrothud, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Carzodbat Witjonarf Damrothud, he will try to impress you with trees.

Carzodbat Witjonarf Damrothud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Carzodbat Witjonarf Damrothud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Carzodbat Witjonarf Damrothud three times a day.

2. Never paint your hands fawn.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. You must love Carzodbat Witjonarf Damrothud.

5. Always help sick capybaras.