Zanzodapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid crane.

Zanzodapp created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zanzodapp, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanzodapp, she will jump up and down on your head.

Zanzodapp's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Zanzodapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve dresses.

2. Zanzodapp loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Zanzodapp's priests.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Erect six nickel sculptures of Zanzodapp on top of important buildings.