Fendanlad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable donkey.

Fendanlad created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fendanlad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fendanlad, she will destroy your home planet.

Fendanlad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fendanlad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always obey Fendanlad's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fendanlad.

5. Do not wear black clothing.