Linyogneldub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent bat.

Linyogneldub created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linyogneldub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Linyogneldub, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Linyogneldub's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Linyogneldub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never play with disobedient children.