Fembissfablun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fembissfablun created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fembissfablun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fembissfablun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fembissfablun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fembissfablun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Never look in ponds.