Highab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving yak.

Highab created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Highab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Highab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Highab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Highab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.