Gomnillhin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, impressive goat.

Gomnillhin created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gomnillhin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gomnillhin, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gomnillhin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gomnillhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Put Gomnillhin first in all things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.