Getfitzednak Cabgubbom Fonyakfad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witty bird.

Getfitzednak Cabgubbom Fonyakfad created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getfitzednak Cabgubbom Fonyakfad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getfitzednak Cabgubbom Fonyakfad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Getfitzednak Cabgubbom Fonyakfad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Getfitzednak Cabgubbom Fonyakfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.