Zaglarpfig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty grasshopper.

Zaglarpfig created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Zaglarpfig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zaglarpfig, it will strike you with lightening.

Zaglarpfig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zaglarpfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.