Camzancunstig Fonquamrig Gupjingad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane spider.

Camzancunstig Fonquamrig Gupjingad created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camzancunstig Fonquamrig Gupjingad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camzancunstig Fonquamrig Gupjingad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Camzancunstig Fonquamrig Gupjingad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Camzancunstig Fonquamrig Gupjingad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Camzancunstig Fonquamrig Gupjingad on top of important buildings.