Gadcincipdossbeggigrak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic squirrel.

Gadcincipdossbeggigrak created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gadcincipdossbeggigrak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gadcincipdossbeggigrak, she will turn you into a worm.

Gadcincipdossbeggigrak's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gadcincipdossbeggigrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Run away if five rats approach from the south.