Yammifcab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent chicken.

Yammifcab created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yammifcab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yammifcab, he will turn you into a slug.

Yammifcab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yammifcab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yammifcab.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not take Yammifcab's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.