Fodfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, passionate tapir.

Fodfon created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fodfon, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fodfon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fodfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fodfon.

5. Never go into green rooms.