Habzagshav is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, fussy
elephant.
Habzagshav created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Habzagshav, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Habzagshav, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Habzagshav's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Habzagshav's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Habzagshav.
3. Do not speak about gooseberries.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not eat cherries.