Xuckflismob is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonest centaur.

Xuckflismob created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckflismob, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckflismob, she will destroy your home solar system.

Xuckflismob's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Xuckflismob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Always obey Xuckflismob's priests.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.