Omtomintar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing cobra.

Omtomintar created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Omtomintar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Omtomintar, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Omtomintar's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Omtomintar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Omtomintar.