Fligvogdib is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, fussy
penguin.
Fligvogdib created the world six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fligvogdib, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Fligvogdib, she will throw large rocks at you.
Fligvogdib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Fligvogdib's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat bread.
2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.
3. Never talk about great tits.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Fligvogdib.
5. Put Fligvogdib first in all things.