Fligvogdib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy penguin.

Fligvogdib created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Fligvogdib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fligvogdib, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fligvogdib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fligvogdib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fligvogdib.

5. Put Fligvogdib first in all things.