Nullbidpak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous finch.

Nullbidpak created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbidpak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nullbidpak, it will be very unhappy.

Nullbidpak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nullbidpak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry doves.