Canyarpcam is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless
wolf.
Canyarpcam created humanity six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Canyarpcam, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Canyarpcam, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Canyarpcam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Canyarpcam's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never eat peanuts.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canyarpcam.