Ominceparmmilbumgondim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, cheerful parrot.

Ominceparmmilbumgondim created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominceparmmilbumgondim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ominceparmmilbumgondim, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ominceparmmilbumgondim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ominceparmmilbumgondim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Ominceparmmilbumgondim loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.
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