Liksogflis is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty wombat.

Liksogflis created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liksogflis, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liksogflis, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Liksogflis' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Liksogflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.