Sigstipquaf Bissquagpon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, thoughtless dragon.

Sigstipquaf Bissquagpon created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigstipquaf Bissquagpon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sigstipquaf Bissquagpon, she will laugh at you.

Sigstipquaf Bissquagpon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sigstipquaf Bissquagpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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