Guphanleg Popcidgaryatt is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered whale.

Guphanleg Popcidgaryatt created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Guphanleg Popcidgaryatt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Guphanleg Popcidgaryatt, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Guphanleg Popcidgaryatt's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Guphanleg Popcidgaryatt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. You must pray to Guphanleg Popcidgaryatt four times a day.

5. Never eat peanuts.