Tonmonfub is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic
hedgehog.
Tonmonfub created humanity eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Tonmonfub, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Tonmonfub, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Tonmonfub's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Tonmonfub's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never write about comets.
5. Do not wear yellow clothing.