Tonmonfub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic hedgehog.

Tonmonfub created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tonmonfub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tonmonfub, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tonmonfub's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tonmonfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.