Tetticepdan Fotnarlrow Gab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful capybara.

Tetticepdan Fotnarlrow Gab created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Tetticepdan Fotnarlrow Gab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tetticepdan Fotnarlrow Gab, he will come to you in dreams.

Tetticepdan Fotnarlrow Gab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tetticepdan Fotnarlrow Gab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Retreat if six ducks approach from the north.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured snakes.