Stiggessgen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, weak porpoise.

Stiggessgen created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Stiggessgen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stiggessgen, he will turn you into a sheep.

Stiggessgen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Stiggessgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Run away if seven birds approach from the east.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Never jump in the presence of capybaras.