Kabbinjad is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, self-assured
whale.
Kabbinjad created energy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kabbinjad, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Kabbinjad, it will refuse to believe in you.
Kabbinjad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Kabbinjad's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Kabbinjad.
2. Always help hamsters.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kabbinjad.
5. Run away if five foxes approach from the south.