Capjinnell Zedzag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, deceitful weasel.

Capjinnell Zedzag created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Capjinnell Zedzag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Capjinnell Zedzag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Capjinnell Zedzag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Capjinnell Zedzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Put Capjinnell Zedzag first in all things.

4. Never jump near foxes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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