Volbogrot is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient
dolphin.
Volbogrot created a charm quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Volbogrot, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Volbogrot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Volbogrot's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Volbogrot's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. You must pray to Volbogrot four times a day.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always help sick moths.