Tapzogdog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid dolphin.

Tapzogdog created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Tapzogdog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tapzogdog, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tapzogdog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tapzogdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at black holes.