Karhakfat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, caring chinchilla.

Karhakfat created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Karhakfat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Karhakfat, it will turn you into a goat.

Karhakfat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Karhakfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Karhakfat's priests.

4. Never think about planets.

5. You must love Karhakfat.