Wotnarltab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane centipede.

Wotnarltab created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotnarltab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotnarltab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wotnarltab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wotnarltab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wotnarltab's priests.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Wotnarltab loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Never hurt moths.