Sogwadnat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving tapir.

Sogwadnat created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogwadnat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sogwadnat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sogwadnat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sogwadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help sick mites.