Bapxuckwap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, caring shark.

Bapxuckwap created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapxuckwap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bapxuckwap, she will cry a lot.

Bapxuckwap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bapxuckwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about cell theory.