Damyimhas is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing gnu.

Damyimhas created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Damyimhas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Damyimhas, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Damyimhas' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Damyimhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Run away from purple porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help hamsters in need.