Wodvogteen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able penguin.

Wodvogteen created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wodvogteen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodvogteen, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wodvogteen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wodvogteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Always obey Wodvogteen's priests.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not shave your neck.