Popjinpib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omnipotent chinchilla.

Popjinpib created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popjinpib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popjinpib, he will destroy your home planet.

Popjinpib's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Popjinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Pray towards the west.