Popjinpib is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, omnipotent
chinchilla.
Popjinpib created the Sol system seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Popjinpib, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Popjinpib, he will destroy your home planet.
Popjinpib's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Popjinpib's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Pray towards the west.