Panviljamdadrakdan Badkinxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy turtle.

Panviljamdadrakdan Badkinxen created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panviljamdadrakdan Badkinxen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Panviljamdadrakdan Badkinxen, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Panviljamdadrakdan Badkinxen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Panviljamdadrakdan Badkinxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not take Panviljamdadrakdan Badkinxen's name in vain.