Binrullyart is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciful whale.

Binrullyart created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Binrullyart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Binrullyart, he will ignore you.

Binrullyart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Binrullyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Binrullyart on top of all buildings.

3. Put Binrullyart first in all things.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never wear black shirts.