Flatceplistwadbenyarpsidpit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, flying unicorn.

Flatceplistwadbenyarpsidpit created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatceplistwadbenyarpsidpit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flatceplistwadbenyarpsidpit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flatceplistwadbenyarpsidpit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flatceplistwadbenyarpsidpit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flatceplistwadbenyarpsidpit.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Worship no other gods but Flatceplistwadbenyarpsidpit.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always take life seriously.