Gonrapnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unfair cat.

Gonrapnutt created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonrapnutt, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gonrapnutt, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gonrapnutt's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gonrapnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gonrapnutt on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about nebulae.